american girls: i love the british accent its so posh and "i'm going to go and have tea with the queen"
britain: ooeeeyyy gettchur tits ooett, gooenn avv affurrr on mii weiffe, durnt gurv a ferk
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
What if someone started a band called Feat.
THE BEST POST. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
I think only two or three of them are serious.
“Seriously, you say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within a hundred yards of the Oscars. You could literally beat the shit out of a nominee and they’ll ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys.”
-Seth Rogen commenting on Brett Ratner being kicked off producing the Oscars and comparing it to Chris Brown beating Rihanna.
